So drunk its hurt
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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