everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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