You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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