Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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