Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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