I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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