Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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