I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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