my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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