I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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