Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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