Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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