butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Buhtt sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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