fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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