I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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