I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
