He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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