Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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