sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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