White coat. Heels.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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