That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this just has baby written all over it
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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