While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
