What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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