Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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