I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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