question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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