Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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