No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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