I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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