there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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