This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dignity is for republicans.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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