somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I love having hate sex.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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