I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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