i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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