Dual....:-)
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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