how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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