WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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