Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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