Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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