Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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