Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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