dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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