There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just had sex bonerless
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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