Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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