How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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