Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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