Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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