yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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