I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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