so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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