I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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