i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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