So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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