he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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