office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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