I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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