Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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