Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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